Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
Big Game Prop Bets: You In?
Prop bets are a fun way to lose even MORE money/dignity!
EPIC-ish BATTLE: TIMMAY vs Zara [WATCH]
What to do when the dog and cat start fighting like cats and dogs? Whip out the camera!
Legally-Binding Contract App For Consensual One-Night Stands [SotA]
Want to ensure that your hookup won't get you in trouble? There may soon be an app for that.
How Much Do You Spend on Your Pet’s Happiness?
The "Make Pets Happy" industry is raking in the dough
Heggie’s STILL Wants to Take a Piece Out of Papa John’s!
Pizza war...sounds delicious!
Ready? It’s Another Minute in Ned’s Head! [WATCH]
Get your shallow waders on, we're going not-so-deep into my head again!
A Lunar Event 150 Years in the Making Happens January 31st!
Super Blue Blood Moon...death metal band or rare celestial event?
Words That Have Different Meaning if You Grew Up in a Small Town
Just a small-town boy...born and raised in...Crosby...
Working For a Wednesday Wasting! Or Something [WATCH][WASTE]
Who don't wanna work? YOU DON'T WANNA WORK!
Some Pet Facts on a TIMMAY Tuesday
How many dad jokes and poop puns can one man squeeze into a single post? Find out!
I Wanna Drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile!
Minnesotans usually finish the sentence, "I wanna drive..." with. "...the zamboni!" Well...I wanna drive the Weinermobile!
Sign of the Apocalypse: Just Breathing Can Spread the Flu
You don't need to be coughing to be spreading. Also: do men breathe out more flu virus than women?