Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, bourbon, hockey, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my hot wife and four insane kids. Thanks for having me!
Another Minute in Ned’s Head [Episode 18]
Pig sprinkles! Beans! Insanity!
Lesser Ned: Week 2 [WATCH]
I was doing REALLY good at watching what I was eating, and then I had a few beers and ate Taco Bell the night before weigh in...like a GENIUS!
Winter Just Won’t GTFO Wastin’ [WATCH][WASTE]
Whoever angered Spring PLEASE apologize!
A Burger Topped With An Oven-Roasted Tarantula? [SotA][AUDIO]
Our furry eight-legged friends are being served up with chili sauce in today's Sign of the Apocalypse!
SCSU Study: Spicy Food Makes Men Hotter
Taking your date to a spicy restaurant won't totally reverse your ogre looks, but it won't hurt!
A Party Drug To Help With Depression? Yes’m! (For Real)
A 'party drug' could be a game-changer for those suffering from depression and suicidal thoughts!
Ned Vs: Springtime Blizzard Boredom [WATCH]
Springtime in Minnesota is a meteorological crapshoot. Good thing comfort food isn't!
Want to Binge-Watch Your Dreams?
Technology is terrifyingly amazing.
A Second Chance For Ex-Criminals: Makin’ Grilled Cheeses!
A civil rights attorney has turned to an American favorite to help ex-cons get a second chance at life.
Another Minute in Ned’s Head [Episode 17][WATCH]
Contagious farts, snipers and surgeons, and the one true thought that counts...
Winter Won’t Go Away Wednesday Wastin’ Time! [WATCH][WASTE]
Brand new music from Carrie, ragin' baseball players, Super Troopers vs WWE in dodgeball, and more!
Lesser Ned (Episode 1) [WATCH]
Time to start making less of myself...or something...