Allow myself to introduce myself to yourself. I’m Ned. Born-and-bred in northern Minnesota. Can you believe we finally have electricity and running water up there?! I dig music, coffee, baseball, umlauts, scotchy scotch, Oxford commas, and dark beer. I hate Wyoming. Did I go to school to be in radio? Nope. I went to school to get into debt. To this day I’m .9 credits away from an A.A. degree. As soon as my latest academic suspension is up, I might go back and take an online walking class just to finish it and justify the loan payments. I stumbled into radio while in high school. The local radio station was doing a segment featuring high school students – and it was an excuse to get out of class for an hour – so I jumped in. They liked my voice enough to offer me a summer job while their morning show guy was recovering from back surgery. Eventually they fired him and hired me full-time. My evil plan was in motion! Then I quit to work at a bakery. Something about seeing more buns than a toilet seat made my dumb 18-year old brain giggle. When I’m not radio-ing, I’m at home with my insane daughter. Thanks for having me!
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