Listen, I love The Voice, I love both of you, and you're supposed to love each other, but I'm starting to have my doubts. 

It started out all sweet and innocent. Battling back and forth to get the good singers to join your team on The Voice. You both said things that were funny, yes, but sometimes the jabs get a little mean. Now you've both taken it from jabs to high stakes pranks and it's not setting a very good example.

Do friends dump two tons of manure on their friends' shiny new red trucks? Do friends tweet out their friends' telephone number to millions of people? No. Friends drink coffee, go shopping, hang out and talk. I'm afraid of what you both will do next.

Please, for the love, knock it off.

And BRING BACK KAT PERKINS!

Thank you.