98 Country Listener Jokes – Try Again
It's all happened to someone we know... well maybe not exactly like this... but it never hurts to try again!
A 20-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a long black Cadillac limousine stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair, accompanied by two huge male associates, steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and says; "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my "family" situation but I'll take responsibility.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath one of my sanitation companies, a clothing store, a condo in Miami and a $1,000,000 bank account."
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be two of my Casino interests, and a $25,000,000 bank account."
"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. Have you any suggests?"
All fell silent for a moment until the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and said:
"You can always try again."