98 Country Listener Jokes – Keep Your Mouth Shut
When women are pregnant, you want to do everything you can to help right? Even attend birthing classes. Sometimes, it’s better to skip them!The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was
telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at
this stage of the pregnancy.
She said “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier.” Just take several stops and stay on a soft
surface like grass or a path.
She looked at the men in the room, “and Gentlemen, remember — You’re in
this together – It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
“Yes, answered the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
while we walk??