Whenever a term comes along that we're unfamiliar with -- we reach for Urban Dictionary, to get the street-sense idea of what something's all about. So this morning we decided to look up 'St. Cloud' and it wasn't pretty.  Quite frankly, it made us mad -- and we need you to help us do something about it.


This is a city in which nobody would voluntarily return. It is a soul crushing miasma of crappiness. Imagine the cultural wastelands of suburbia mixed with the mug-a-day bleakness of urban blight and the backward ignorance of rural farm country. This would be the perfect way to describe St. Cloud, MN. Son: "Dad, why is that man standing by the Dairy Queen dressed as a pimped-up version of Superman?" Dad: "He's from St. Cloud. What would you expect?"

We're speechless. This is a horrible review of our fair Granite City. We need to get this replaced with a positive, more accurate definition asap. We've written a new one and need you to vote it to the top TODAY.

Here's an alternate entry that we need to vote to the top:

A town in central Minnesota that is refered to as The STC. The town is located around the Mississippi River which offers a countless number of water activities. The STC has everything a person could want in a town. Low crime rates, great education system and a thriving economy make St. Cloud a great place to live. Nothing else compares to St. Cloud.

Now we need to lift it to the top, replacing that nasty review. Click below, then give the positive definition a 'thumbs up' on Urban Dictionary. Let's boost this to the new top definition TODAY.

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